Jordan Bryan

The co-founder of SAS Entertainment and leader of the sequels division. Known for saying stuff like "Everything sucks" and "K." Because of his crappy sequels Jordan has inadvertently pissed off a lot of directors (Michael Bay, Peter Jackson, James Cameron etc.) for 'stealing' their ideas and making unauthorized sequels. Jordan is constantly worried that angry directors, producer, film companies and Daredevil are going to kill him and has now blurred his face on the internet to ensure his safety. Unknown to him however, everyone knows who he is and where he lives. Which is good because if he found out his head would implode because of being creeped out so much.

Abilities and Powers
Hyper-criticism - The ability to find the negatives in everything even things that he loves and stuff he's never seen. Caused by hitting a truck and radioactive chemicals poured in to his eyes. He was not blinded, (HAHAHA Matt Murdock! - Jordan) but the chemicals instead went into his brain and accelerated his negative area.

Known Jobs

 * Co-Creator of SAS
 * Head of Sequels Division
 * Head of Videogames Division
 * Hobo
 * Head of Sequels Division(again)

Traits

 * Loves Halo games, like a bunch.
 * Loves Red vs Blue, like a lot.
 * Loves to rant about random things.

Known Enemies

 * 343 Industries (At times)
 * Denzel
 * Most movie directors and film companies. Wait, MOST? He's enemies with ALL of them.
 * The Panadol Killer(Though he is friends with Max)
 * Sitcoms. Especially the Disney ones.
 * Tom Muir
 * Quite a lot of other things as well...