SAS Films

The biggest division of SAS Entertainment and the original. Split into two divisions, Sequels and Originals. SAS Sequels are run by Jordan and are recognized as being 'worthless pieces of shit' by most people, although Jordan often argues against this by saying he puts a lot of 'worthless time and shit' into his 'amazing' sequels. SAS Originals are run by mostly run by Nick and a considered 'better if not still kinda worthless' than Jordan's, Because of this Jordan is secretly plotting vengeance. Although this isn't so secret now. Oh well...

SAS Originals

 * The Amazing Emo Parkers
 * Back to the Skynet
 * Emo Parker
 * Emo Parkers
 * Finding Thanos
 * Max Men
 * McKinley
 * My Little Pony's on a Plane
 * Shrek V: A Life
 * Shrek VI: It's Not Ogre
 * Shrek VII: More Life
 * Transformers: The Good One

SAS Sequels

 * Ant-Man 2: Yellowjacket Returns from the Sub-Atomic Levels of Matter and Stuff
 * Avengers 3: Ultron's New Form
 * Fantastic Four 4: Galactus Appears
 * Toy Story 5: The Killing Joke
 * Fast and Furious 28
 * Happy Feet 3
 * Lord of the Rings: Return of the Two Towers of the Fellowship of the Ring
 * Star Wars Episode VIII: The Emperor Returns (yes, we know it's bad but give us a break it's Star Wars you'll see it anyway)
 * Terminator 6
 * Terminator 7: The Machines Before Tyme
 * Signs 2
 * The Lego Movie 3: Mega-Blocks v. Lego: Dawn of Block Justice