Mr. McKinley

Mr. Mckinley is a school associate principal and is otherwise known as 'The Evil Behind Evil', it is often rumored by SAS that DC copied this in their comic: Justice League Volume 4: The Grid. Mr. McKinley is secretly every single major bald super-villain in the known multiverse. This is otherwise known as, The McKinley Paradox.

The McKinley Paradox
The McKinley Paradox is the name coined by Jordan for the fact that McKinley is ever single major super-villain in the multiverse. This is potentially caused by McKinley's exposure to nuclear irradiated panadol.

The McKinley Timeline is used to keep track of his different selves. An example is shown below.

Yellow Jacket (Darren Cross) - Lex Luthor - The Meta - Deathstroke  - Slenderman - Dr. Sivana - Doomsday

The version of McKinley currently known to SAS is The Meta.

Abilities and Powers
Mr. McKinley has various powers from his various selves, although significant powers of his are:

His Impenetrable Bald Head - Mr. McKinley's head is invulnerable to all attacks and can reflect any and all projectiles and laser based weaponry.

McKinley Senses - McKinley possess superhuman senses similar to spider-sense. This is powerful enough to detect low socks from 50 metres and 180 degrees behind him.

Super-Human Intelligence - McKinley has super-human intelligence and an IQ of 343.

Winter Beard - McKinley has the ability to grow a fuzzy grey beard, complete with monk haircut. Aww.

Brick Wall - Able to turn into a brick wall at will.

Loves
High socks

Tucked-in shirts

FIFA 16

Hates
Low socks

Un-tucked shirts

Known Enemies
People with Low Socks

People with Untucked Shirts

The many different versions of himself.

Any football team that's not Chelsea.