Aidan

One of the co-founders of SAS. He has been behind some of their most brilliant idea and had all the credit stole from him. He's not Indonesian but I think his cousin was. He gets paid -47 billions dollars a week.

Life
'Aidan was never a slave or anything but just a innocent bystander kidnapped by SAS. If you are reading this please help us take down the monsters known as SAS they must be stopped! They must be--- BAM BAM BAM - hhgggnooo pleezzggg -- BAM'

Aidan has been with SAS since the beginning, it doesn't pay well - well, It doesn't pay at all. But they let him live in the building.

He's been part of and behind some of SAS's greatest successes such SHREK V: A LIFE and the Netflix Original Orange is the New Thomas.

Death
Sadly, Aidan was killed in prison. Nicholas had been sent to jail for stalking and decided to bring down Aidan with him, framing him for embezzling. It was in prison where came one of Aidan's best idea - "Orange is the New Thomas", but when Nick accidentally framed Aidan for insulting a gang leader. He was attacked and supposedly killed in the prison showers using a sharpened copy of Borderlands 2 GOTY, his favorite game. He would have liked to have gone out like this.

After Death
A funeral was produced and held in New Mexico where his ashes were shot into the sun along with a nuclear bomb, Michael Bay style.