Max Bassett

Max Bassett is a kind-of de facto honorary member of SAS. He is also a low level member of the Iluminati and an all round awesome guy.

Life
Max was born in 1438. After a mysterious few hundred years, he was seen again in 2006 at Gladstone Primary School in Auckland, New Zealand.

Known Jobs
Medieval pleb

Assassin

Cabin Boy

Aztec God (wait, what?)

War Criminal

Philosopher

Alchemist

Scientist

Soldier

Hobo

School Kid

Serial Killer

Death?
Max was presumed dead when a dead body matching his description was found in his office, with two sticks of Panadol shoved up its nose and its head imploded.

The Panadol Killer
It was later discovered that the victim in Max's office was Callum and Max had faked his death and gone into hiding. Max was then revealed to indeed be the Panadol killer who had been hunting down SAS's allies and shoving Panadol up their noses. "HahahaHEEHEEHEEHAHAHOhohahaha""-Max"

List of Victims
As the panadol killer Max claimed many victims. All but one were mourned.
 * Callum
 * Dan
 * Denzel
 * Tom Muir
 * Seamus

Death??
Max was supposedly killed when Jordan and Nicholas of SAS beat him up and chucked him down a elevator shaft --- in self defense.

Life?
Many rumors and theory's have been started about if or if not Max is still alive. He has supposedly been seen at the sites of many political assassinations, all involving Panadol or cricket bats. To add further depth to the rumors the FBI has classified the event known as the "elevator incident" and no body was ever found.

Both Nicholas and Jordan have said that if he wants to come back to SAS they would welcome him with open arms - but he's not allowed to kill them.



Abilities and Powers

 * Immortality
 * Awesomeness
 * Can phase through walls if need be
 * A cricket bat

Traits

 * Inadequacy Complex
 * Pschopathy
 * Disassociative Identity Disorder (DID)

Known Enemies

 * Mehmed II
 * Time
 * Mr McKinley
 * Joey
 * Commie Bastards
 * Vanduul
 * Seamus (not really)
 * Country music