IGN's Helper Monkey

IGN's Helper Monkey writes their reviews as IGN is too busy bathing in 100 dollar notes from: Activision, Bethesda and 343 Industries. Unknown to most people, the Helper Monkey actually possess's superior intelligence (As well as being incredibly cute) and is secretly plotting world domination. He swapped minds with Jordan, mistaking him for a dangerous psychopath, now calling himself the Superior Bryan.